That’s unlikely in the near future but you can start a church.

The river around us doesn’t always flow in a direction of our choosing. We can, though, flow with it. If we stand steadfast among the currents, they will go around us without stopping for a moment, if we build a dam it will overflow without releasing the pressure, if we swim against it we will tire and drown. We can though flow with it, choosing our pace and preferred bank to rest our wares.